March 2012
skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: *cries in the shower*
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I just
really wanna go to Disney World right now. I also want various other things i can’t have.
I also want to not fail this semester.
Ugh.
adolfphin:
a pot dealer who deals actual pots and other helpful kitchen supplies
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Sometimes God's plan isnt exactly what we hoped...
reactivating:
I have this disease called unattractive
incises:
captaintightpants:
Slow down Katniss...
plasticoctopus:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
princedom-bythesea:
My biggest fear in the entire world: post-grad unemployment.
annefranksgasmask:
move over yolo, swaggy comin through
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
